Mint.

-We should grab coffee, a movie, I should introduce you to my roommates, write you poetry, jewelry.
-I think you misunderstood, honestly, I'm not available.
-I can see that, but still you should consider the contents of my pockets. I have your favorite flavor of gum, a coin with a sentimental story, an inkwell pen...
-I need to leave.
-A sparrow, thumbtacks, candle wax.
-Why are you telling me this?
-A glass eye, shoelaces, beach sand.
- ....
- What do they usually offer you?
- Anything. Everything. Youth mostly.
- Then I'm not the first?
- Imaginary boyfriend? Hardly.
- I hope he gives you orange juice, blush, and apologies.
- I'm settling for growth.
- I'm sorry.
- ....Second thought, I think I will take that coffee.